Breaking news as I speak. Hanky Handkerchief ‘The Fable Answer Man’ reports with weeping and gnashing of unorthodox false teeth that Calvinist Satire may have been captured by tongue-in-cheek 'specially gifted' armed minions who are weary of his ‘O’ despicable me’ (Romans 7: 24); though liking the James White cloned bow tie. Though penniless he has been instructed that until he elects to purchase of his own free will, a $1 million dollar Benny Sin designer label suit (all proceeds to Benny, amen, hailalooza!), hence fully jettisoning his Calvinist attire, he will be ever imprisoned; bound to a continuationalist diet of Michael Brown ear worms and one pie-in-the-sky penticostalot pork pie.
Meanwhile any hope of the great Calvinist Champion coming to the rescue with that better medicine for those desiring the sincere milk …