"Pope Benedict XVI came to Scotland and met the Moderator of the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland, the Right Rev John Christie - after an initial diplomatic mishap."
Mishap. Did he do that jackboot salute thing too? Prince Harry and I both made that mistake once, people are so touchy these days.
Or did the moderator forget to turn up in sackcloth and ashes, fall prostrate and worship this pretended god on earth? Now that is offensive.