1) Let the students participate in their teacher's wedding night. Afterall, many school districts allow sex-ed to be taught in kindergarten. Why not let them experience the real thing?

2) Let the students witness a marriage between a man and a woman and tell the kids this is what it "used to be."

3) Let the students have a mock sodomy wedding themselves. Why let all the adults have all the fun?

4) Have the boys and girls draw pictures of a penis and have the teacher lead a class chant: "bad!, bad!, bad!" over and over again before yoga practice.

5) Allow private time for the young girls (and effeminate boys--but they have to prove it) to examine their genitalia together and the newly-wed couple can show them all the right and special magical love areas.

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"Sorry, Holy Spirit, unless you are as convenient, fast, user-friendly and EASY as our Internet and computer devices, we really don't need you.

J2LUno, we still would like your help on some issues--especially in identifying those who think our way is 'grieving' or 'quenching' you in some way. I mean, c'mon! Some people need to get over this AV thing already! The KJB is sooooo yester-century. And BTW, You might want to take a course in HIPNESS and COOLNESS to help, you know, 'draw people to you.'

Think about it. You can reach me at my website anytime.

(If I could be C.S. Lewis for a day...)

Dear Wormwood:

Our Father can take any dimension and form so do NOT STRESS at this time unity or oneness in anything. For instance, because the scoundrels in a moment of crisis at this scale, very near or Master's rightful rulership, btw, desire a solution, don't emphasize a "single" answer.

Rather, stress multiple currencies, diversity in religion, various translations of the Enemies Word, and encourage the tried but true, "we're in this TOGETHER." Make sure your client and ALL of his masons keep a copy of the King James Bible on their respective altars. THAT IS OUR TRIUMPH at this time. I know it is hard to believe that your client is that disillusioned with so little effort, but don't forget to REPEAT, REPEAT, and REPEAT your comforting 'truths' to him.

Confident because you think you got your stroke down pat at the driving range, you head out to the course with child-like excitement.

Starting out nervous you start to play "military golf" (hitting the ball left, then right, then left, then right, etc., from the fairway.)

Then after a few holes, that original excitement turns to anger and frustration, then to discouragement. And after a refreshment after the ninth hole, you think, "okay...I just need to relax and pretend I'm at the driving range swinging freely and not worrying about the 'middle.'"

You continue and your mental concentration is just NOT resulting in proper body coordination. Not really giving up, you instead mock the game and start to act goofy. No longer worrying about your "score," you open another beer, talk about life with your buddies, and think about happier moments in life.

Afterwards, you contemplate...practice more or just give up this stooopid game?

But unfortunately, I may have to call a government official because you may have polluted the planet with that 'message in a bottle' of yours.
Can't have that now, can we?

BUT, this is NOT what my bible teaches. There is ONE MORE STEP, if you want to call it as such.
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1 JOHN 3

2 Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is.

3 And every man that hath this hope in him purifieth himself, even as he is pure.

ROMANS 8

18 For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us.

* He'll need to hope very hard if Islam will openly accept sodomites.

"The only person in my family to have a stable relationship was my gay uncle," he [Bresnahan] said.

* And, so....how does this justify sodomy?

'Bresnahan recalled seeing his uncle Al come home after being beaten by people who did not understand Al's sexual orientation.'

* When all else fails, appeal to emotion. Has this so-called church leader witnessed any coverage of the Iraq war or Abu Grahib?; the cruelty by the Jews towards Palestinians?; the movie Silent Scream about abortion?; the horrors of modern day eugenics ala vaccinations?; or how about many of the 911 Truth films especially the ones about the sufferings of the First Responders?

Why not empathize with these victims?

www.newswithviews.com/PaulProctor/proctor163.htm

"'...the term “people of faith” is a carefully chosen expression designed to exclude and offend no one while at the same time giving willing participants, including gullible Christians, a warm and fuzzy feeling of commonality with pagans and idolaters via good works and a global cause. '"
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“Barack Obama needs to grow up. Leftist blogs and others in the press constantly say false things about me and my family. Usually, we ignore false and scurrilous accusations because the purveyors have no credibility. When necessary, we refute them. Enlisting Missouri law enforcement to intimidate people and kill free debate is reminiscent of the Sedition Acts - not a free society.”

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This is what I call a solid response! It's too bad that many christians do not reason like this against SELF-PROCLAIMED evangelical leaders of today who dare to make and impose their own rules on their congregation or city or state or country.

“'Somehow we have to figure out how to get business and government and churches to work together," he was quoted by AP as saying.'"

Ummmmmmm...Isn't this the case NOW?!

I would add to that, as many already have on SA and on numerous other forums and blogs, that:

All (not an exaggeration) viewpoints that differ from one's own is HERETICAL until one's view is either changed, altered, or reinforced. This is human nature.
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Can anyone imagine if Jesus were to say:

"Hey people...I was spit upon the other day, so I am making a rule that no one spit on one another. Okay?"

or how about:

"From now on, no one touches the hem of my garment unless you ask me. Faith from now on is secondary to my feelings. Okay?"

or how about:

With this statement, they violate their own commandment #9: " 9 You shall not give false testimony against your fellow-blogger "

Excuse me, but what is your evidence of increasing inflammatory content? Which websites did you monitor? What do you define as inflammatory? Were any of the alleged content proven to be true?

"Risking perdition" ?!?!?!?

The writers of the commandments just made themselves to be GOD!

Hypocrisy in the least...don't you think?

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/09/24/campaign.wrap/index.html

A Democratic Conservative wrote:
I quess that "sermonaudio" just can't handle the TRUTH:
Especially The TRUTH from The Authorized "King James" English Holy Bible !
God help "sermonaudio"...
Almighty God, The LORD Jesus Christ & The Holy Spirit help "sermonaudio"...

I don't always agree with you, aDC, but keep calm. Keep doing the work of an evangelist. Sometimes, wisdom dictates to NOT reply to certain things.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBM0Od8M0pE

How do I know this? Know means understand and AFTER I spent a few years reading dozens of articles, reading several discussion boards, and just comparing scritpures for myself, I noticed a difference. Then I spent many nights and days asking God for guidance.

If I am wrong, so be it. I can be wrong in many things. But God is never "wrong."

* * But will "all" yield to His Holy standards? Will "all" desire the oftentimes despised life of Christ-like living as a blessed 'alter-life?' NO, for the Bible tells us so.

“Second, many Christians simply avoid Wiccans,” Alupoaicei continued. “People tend to avoid stuff they don't understand.”

* * The same can be said of unregenerated christians who do not study the KJB.

The authors urged for more engagement from the Christian community, and more long-term engagement at that.

* * Like Brian McLaren who urged a 5-year moratorium on sodomy (as if God will change His mind about it being an abomination).

Burroughs said the number one complaint they received from Wiccans about Christians was that they would befriend them but later desert them if they did not convert in a short period time.

* * This kind of reasoning is becoming popular. "Befreinding" someone living unregretfully and unrepentantly makes a true child of God an accomplice to their sin.

Controversy was first stirred in 2006, when the 217th General Assembly "received" a study paper entitled "The Trinity: God’s Love Overflowing." The paper suggested additional designations to the Trinity other than "Father, Son and the Holy Spirit," including, "Compassionate Mother, Beloved Child and Life-giving Womb," "Rock, Cornerstone and Temple," and "Sun, Light and Burning Ray."

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from: http://www.pcusa.org/101/101-bible.htm

"Although the language of the King James Bible reflected the everyday speech of England in the 17th century, changes in speech patterns and the meaning of certain words have made it more difficult to understand than more modern translations."
. . .
"Translations frequently used by Presbyterians in their worship services include the Revised Standard Version (RSV) and the New Revised Standard Version (NRSV). Both are considered excellent translations that are faithful to the original texts insofar as scholars can determine."

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http://www.amazon.com/gp/mpd/permalink/m1B3MRWICOFVV7

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"What I'm going to do with the Green Bible is use it as a teaching tool so that the people in the congregation can seek to live faithfully in a way which is gentle upon the earth."

Rev. Ben Daniel
Foothill Presbyterian Church
Awarded, "The Greenest Church in America"

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http://www.mgwater.com/
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