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FRONT PAGE  |  12/4/2020
TUESDAY, AUG 1, 2017  |  15 comments
Man ‘marries’ his laptop, sues for state recognition and a wedding cake

Chris Sevier

Chris Sevier says that if same-sex couples are able to get married and demand that Christian bakers make them wedding cakes, then he should be allowed to marry his laptop and demand a cake to celebrate the union between one man and one machine.

The self-identified “machinist” says he married his laptop in a ceremony in New Mexico, and now he has sued to demand that a Colorado baker — who is already in court after refusing to bake for a same-sex marriage — must be compelled to make cakes for him and his computer “bride.” He also has filed a lawsuit demanding that Utah recognize his man-object marriage.

It’s the latest battlefront in an increasingly thorny area of law, after the U.S. Supreme Court in 2015 established a constitutional right to same-sex marriage. ...

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News Item8/3/17 4:17 PM
Allen Wrench | Hartford, CT  Find all comments by Allen Wrench
I love this story! It reminds me of the old survey that said husbands spend more time watching TV than conversing with their spouses or children. So it makes perfect sense to say 'he is married to his laptop'
And I hate to say this...but I am writing this comment....on my...laptop!

News Item8/2/17 9:06 PM
Country Boy | Alabama  Find all comments by Country Boy
😂😂😂total insanity

News Item8/2/17 9:12 AM
Mike | New York  Find all comments by Mike
Ignominious Emirakan wrote:
But Robert Tuttle, a law professor at George Washington University, said he doubts the case would poke any holes in the legality of same-sex marriage because “by contrast, polygamy doesn’t involve the same type of claims of things that are outside people’s control.”
Yet where is the wonder at the contradictions? "Same-sex" marriage is said to be ok because they are allegedly born that way, and so cannot deny the status of their birth. On the other hand polygamy is a no-no because it is something within the polygamist's control. One is not born polygamist, you see. But then we have the gender lunacy, where we are told they have the right to control their gender identity and so deny the status of their birth.

Welcome to Oceania.


News Item8/2/17 5:23 AM
Nathan Young | Scotland  Find all comments by Nathan Young
I don't think the guy is very "PC"

News Item8/1/17 8:38 PM
Ignominious Emirakan | nosey dell smell fell  Find all comments by Ignominious Emirakan
“The entire Constitutional narrative is the wrong one,” said Mr. Sevier. “The courts have been incredibly intellectually dishonest in these matters. They are perpetrating unbelievable amounts of malpractice.”

John Eastman, a law professor at Chapman University in California, said Mr. Sevier’s lawsuit against the Colorado baker could have merit under the reasoning of the 2015 Obergefell same-sex marriage ruling.

“Of course the suit is nonsensical, and I suspect the lower court will treat it as such. But then, so too was Obergefell’s holding that biological sex has nothing to do with marriage,” Mr. Eastman said.

But Robert Tuttle, a law professor at George Washington University, said he doubts the case would poke any holes in the legality of same-sex marriage because “by contrast, polygamy doesn’t involve the same type of claims of things that are outside people’s control.”

Lawyers emulate the RCC When they inject their reason into the Text of the constitution , just as papists twist Scriptures, "making out of them what they wish, as though they were a nose of wax to be"
-Shaped to fit- tweak beak

Double humor in Luther's quote, as nose damage from STD's was common in RCC clergy -


News Item8/1/17 7:34 PM
Christopher000 | Rhode Island  Find all comments by Christopher000
Carl, hope you've been doing good.

News Item8/1/17 12:09 PM
John Yurich USA | USA  Find all comments by John Yurich USA
Absolute lunacy.

News Item8/1/17 11:20 AM
NeedHim  Find all comments by NeedHim
Wondering if he was using the library for his wifi time, on his laptop?, lol.

News Item8/1/17 8:22 AM
Dr. Tim | Southern U.S.  Find all comments by Dr. Tim
Another cyberspace cadet goes totally around the bend. However, he's no goofier (or more evil) than the federal judges who allow such nonsense--especially if the man identifies as a woman, or the computer as a washing machine.

News Item8/1/17 5:58 AM
Ignominious Emirakan | FishinChips  Find all comments by Ignominious Emirakan
The pharmer in the dell
Hi ho the dairy-0

News Item8/1/17 5:04 AM
Carl haydock | England  Contact via emailFind all comments by Carl haydock
A man in the UK has fallen in love with his jaguar car and even has s*x with it.

News Item8/1/17 4:46 AM
John UK | Wales  Find all comments by John UK
Mike wrote:
Why would a man want to marry something so dell?
He found her dellightful and called her dellila?

News Item8/1/17 1:21 AM
Mike | New York  Find all comments by Mike
Why would a man want to marry something so dell?

News Item8/1/17 12:28 AM
Chris G P | England  Find all comments by Chris G P
One can only hope that the bench, even if it is filled with the usual leftist activists, will see how mad this is, and throw this case out at the first opportunity.

The way things are going in the decadent West, however, O am not holding my breath. We are truly in the last days. The Lord is coming soon. Maranatha.


News Item8/1/17 12:22 AM
That Guy | The Planet of Common Sense  Find all comments by That Guy
Lol and the madness continues.
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