Vatican denies reports that Pope will give Prince Charles historic divorce document
It had been reported that The Pope would give Charles a copy of the 1530 appeal by English peers for the annulment of Henry's marriage.
But the pope's official spokesman described reports as "completely false and without any basis of truth" and asked for an "immediate and unambiguous retraction".
It had been claimed that The Pontiff was planning to present to the Prince of Wales a high quality facsimile of the appeal to Pope Clement VII.
A newspaper said that as a divorcee who will one day head the Church of England, Prince Charles would need "all his regal sang-froid" when presented with the gift, which would be "an embarrassment to the royal visitors"....
ahh yes you are referring to my twin brother - mother says she would rather pull her own teeth out than 'let that little toerag have the throne' its a very sensitive subject with her and i often have to spend hours calming her down whenever the subject is broached. He only comes round when he has to since dad (philip) has trained the corgis to go for his scent and dad keeps the corgis in a state of semi starvation just in case...
Mum says that camilla looks like a horse and spat in her tea last time she came
anyway, charles will never become king because he is a treacherous fornicating whoremonger who was having it away with camilla the night before he got married to Di when camilla was this other chaps wife anyway. Di was alright, she wasnt blue blood but she was healthy and a good wife but it wasnt enough for my hell bound blaspheming brother - he is an idiot who talks to plants, the reformation means nothing to him he has no idea about God.
at the first sign of mothers terminal decline i have arranged a palace coup, those felows in the funny red coats at the tower have already made suitable 'arrangements ' for charles likewise the complete bishopric of the anglican church, there will also be a compulsory GCSE in calvin at school along with maths and science