There are many things which Jesus wouldn't "buy" from the modern religious market stalls. eg: Premill Disney world. Christian floaters inc. Roman Catholic fallacy. Arminian self service. Sinless Free Willicker aliens. Hyper Wesleyan martians. DIY salvationism. JW heresy Modern versions. Resurrection of Sodom and Gomorrah in western societies. Murder of unborn infants. Westminster's Defence cuts. Democrats.