Pinky and the Brain quotes (American Brainiac mouse cartoon)
Walking into a doorframe B: This is a pain which is going to linger. Pinky has kicked him into the cage bars while doing his Russian dance P: Gee, Brain, what are you doing over there? B: Pondering your afterlife, Pinky. From "Bubba Bo Bob Brain" B: Sometimes you make my head hurt, Pinky. Walking into a doorframe (again) B: Yes! This pain will definitely be with me. From "Bubba Bo Bob Brain" B: It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob. P: You have no idea. To Pinky, while on stilts B: If I could reach you, I would hurt you. stepped on by a horse B.That was unpleasant From "Opportunity Knox" B: Yes, Pinky, that's it. We shall open a boutique and sell ladies' clothing and pollen. Entering a bus station Ticket Saleslady: You're a tall drink of water, aint'cha darlin'? B: Actually, I'm a lab mouse on stilts. After whacking Pinky with a test tube B: I feel cleansed. From "When Mice Ruled the Earth" B: Some mice have more evolving to do than others. From "Meet John Brain" B: Pinky, once I take over the world, remind me to publicly snub you.
B: Come here, Pinky, so that I may hurt you.
P: Egad! You astound me, Brain! B: That's a simple task, Pinky.