KJV English speaking Onlyist wrote: "Only for 10.99 you can get the Joel Osteen Dart Board Set. With is the board with Joel dumb smiling face on it.
I'll take 100!
Do you supply a 'Voice Activated Jim Lincoln Dart Board Set' (with off switch). I guess each 'bored' number will have a different modern version photo. If you hit any double...'Doug Kutilek's' voice will shout: 'Yes! It is twice as good as the KJV and twice the price'; 'any treble' and you get a free 'King James Only Controversy' book hand delivered by Dr White ($40 delivery). '180' and that will start the board spinning as Jim's voice (or daffy duck's) will explain why he does 180 posts a month on the nasty KJV.
Hit the BULLS EYE and the dart board begins to smoke and flash red with a warning: TRINITARIAN BIBLE SOCIETY WEBLINK is often one of Sermonaudio's advertised featured partners, avoid at all costs! AVOID! AVOID!
The darts can be purchased separately with authorized 'art work flights' designed by John uk and very sharp and accurate diamond points.
TLC could supply plastic made-in-Rome helmets (guaranteed non-jesuitic) to protect from stray darts and steel-toe- capped dart safe 'plimsolls' guaranteed to have walked on the moon before Neil Armstrong.