Two old ladies from an Independent Bible Church met on the street. One lady asked the other, "how's your family dear?". The other responded "Just fine. Why my one daughter married a deacon, and my son is attending Bob Jones". "How about your family?". "Not so good", the other old saint responded. "My boy is using drugs, and my daughter is dating a married man". "Oh well" said the other "as long as they don't dance!".
One day World Net Daily will have a story with a blaring headline: "CHRISTIAN DENIED COTTON CANDY AT DISNEYWORLD-RADICAL MOSLEM GAY EXTREMIST VENDOR OFFENDED BY CROSS WORN BY MOTHER OF SIX". And it will doubtlessly end up on SermonAudio's "breaking" news!