controlling Christian kids wrote: "C_nd_ms for free at 22 city schools The district is installing dispensers over winter break at high schools with the highest rates of STDs. 12/23/2012 2:04 PM "C_nd_m dispensers are going into 22 city high schools. The protection is free to students, except those whose parents signed opt-out forms. By Kristen A. Graham Inquirer Staff Writer "Coming over the holiday break to about a third of Philadelphia high schools: clear plastic dispensers chock-full of free c_nd_ms. "The dispensers will be placed in the 22 high schools whose students had the highest rates of sexually transmitted diseases, and c_nd_ms will be available to any student - so long as their parents did not sign a form opting them out of the program." Coming soon to a school near you: Free c_ond_om instructional DVDs unless your parents opt out.
To fight STDs, a new free straight/bi/gay instructional sex video will be available in racks evey month next to your hall-mounted free condom machines. This public service announcement is brought to you by Planned Parenthood, this Administration's new Mandate and the Ad Council.